POOR MARY
Mary had a little lamb,
Some corn, and peas, and beans.
And now, poor Mary's so darn fat
She can't zip up her jeans!
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TRIUMPH
The drums beat loudly,
The trumpets blared,
The violins were hushed and quiet.
While tenors sang the wondrous news--
"She stayed on her diet."
Mary had a little lamb,
Some corn, and peas, and beans.
And now, poor Mary's so darn fat
She can't zip up her jeans!
**********************************************************************************************
TRIUMPH
The drums beat loudly,
The trumpets blared,
The violins were hushed and quiet.
While tenors sang the wondrous news--
"She stayed on her diet."
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