A FEW OF THE DIETS WE GO ON ARE SO RIDICULOUS THEY SEEM LIKE A JOKE
JOKE #1
Young man delivers flowers with a note that says, "FOR YOUR LOSS".
Pretty girl opens the door and reads the card and smiles broadly.
Delivery man asks, "Was the deceased a member of your family"?
The girl laughs and says,
JOKE #1
Young man delivers flowers with a note that says, "FOR YOUR LOSS".
Pretty girl opens the door and reads the card and smiles broadly.
Delivery man asks, "Was the deceased a member of your family"?
The girl laughs and says,
"These are from my boy friend for losing 25 pounds".
JOKE #2
Two friends go for a walk.
First friend says..."You have more T shirts than anyone I have ever seen."
The other friend answers, "I collect them whenever I travel..One of my favorites was from
San Diego".
First friend asks: "Oh, the one that said, 'LIFE IS SHORT, EAT DESSERT FIRST FIRST'?
You haven't worn it in a long time. Did you spill blueberry pie on it?"
Other friend answers, "NO, IT DOESN'T FIT ANYMORE".
JOKE #2
Two friends go for a walk.
First friend says..."You have more T shirts than anyone I have ever seen."
The other friend answers, "I collect them whenever I travel..One of my favorites was from
San Diego".
First friend asks: "Oh, the one that said, 'LIFE IS SHORT, EAT DESSERT FIRST FIRST'?
You haven't worn it in a long time. Did you spill blueberry pie on it?"
Other friend answers, "NO, IT DOESN'T FIT ANYMORE".
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